dying declaration

slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?

i-am-of-asgard:

This actually makes sense

your move america 

531-8008:

Look how sad he looks. He just wants to sleep but his farts are too loud:(

531-8008:

Look how sad he looks. He just wants to sleep but his farts are too loud:(

weareallmedie:

scumfolk:

The liquor one killed me

the con artist was the one that got me. I wish I could’ve seen the look on the vet’s face when they figured it out.